this morning #1733.
this morning, it was pure chaos at the office. the boss was the first one to arrive & when she flipped on the lights, she was greeted by two sparrows in flight, darting back & forth across the space. one by one, as we started showing up at the office, the intensity of the situation continued to build. copious cross talk. “why don’t we just open a window?” we checked. turns out you can’t open any of the windows on this floor. how the hell did they get in then? “you need to throw a blanket over them.” someone sprinkled pieces of bread on the floor as bait. an hour after i got in, animal control arrived with a trap. solved things stat. not a moment too soon. two dudes from sales had started plotting a tactical strike on the whiteboard.