this morning #1649.
this morning, i walked out of the house without noticing an unmistakable stain on the right leg of my pants. about the size of a fist. no idea where it came from. drove the whole way to work without seeing it. only noticed because i was staring at myself in the office bathroom mirror. wondering if i may have gained weight. pretty sure that’s the case. looks like it in my face. my body’s just not processing the beers like it used to. damn, man. ok. let’s focus on the matter at hand. i wet a small stack of paper towels. pumped some soap onto them. started scrubbing. i don’t know what the hell substance the stain is but i knew it’s not coming out. not without a washing machine. that ain’t happening until at least next weekend.