this morning #1569.
this morning, after only getting a couple hours of sleep, i was pretty beat. when i got home yesterday after school, mom was totally beside herself about the statue i’d taken off the shelf by the door & when she started talking about calling the cops to report it stolen, i had to come clean. i mean, i didn’t tell her the truth about where it was but i told her i’d do my best to get it back. she said i’d “damn well better” & then said she’d give me until the weekend to bring it back. forty-eight hours. after that, there’ll be repercussions. the statue’s super special. once belonged to an actor named bruce dern. i had no clue who he was so i looked him up. dude’s old as dirt. looks like it too. i guess i’ll have to dig it up. what else can i do?